I meant steal you away only with your total agreement and accomplicity (which I have just declared a word). And I mean, I'm sure we can plan this out so that we get away scot-free. And then we'll be cities away (I think cities? I'm not exactly sure where you live on holidays), and we'll have all kinds of fun.

_{[insert huge surprised blotch of ink here]}

Crap, I knocked over my inkpot

I really want you to be my girlfriend, too, so, uh, absolutely! I would love to be your boyfriend!



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