My first mother, the one that actually is my mother-mother, strangled me so that my family could drive off a cliff and my second one-- well both of my parents I guess, seem to be rather strict on where I can go and what I should do. At least sorta.

I keep them happy by doing good grades. I don't want to let them down. I think they wanted me to be some awesome professor later on or something. That's just a hunch. But if they were here they'd flip out so bad that I'm around the lake so much and I'm friends or know so many people and Merlin knows what can happen to me. I make sure to not tell them the dangerous things that happen about...